God Destroys the Earth



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Disgusted by what he has seen on earth, God decides to destroy it and start over. He orders one of His angels to appear at the offices of four of America's leading newspapers, the Wall Street Journal, the SF Chronical, the Washington Post and the New York Times, in order to give them the scoop that He intends to destroy the world in 2 days time.

The next morning, the following headlines appear:

Wall Street Journal: GOD TO DESTROY THE WORLD TOMORROW!! MARKETS WILL CLOSE EARLY!

SF Chronicle: GOD TO END WORLD TOMORROW!! ANTI-RELIGIOUS PROTESTS PLANNED. ACLU TO SUE GOD!!

Washington Post: END OF THE WORLD IS AT HAND, GOD SAYS!! SEE ARTICLE ON PAGE 12-B.

New York Times: GOD VOWS DESTRUCTION OF THE EARTH!! WOMEN, CHILDREN AND MINORITIES TO BE HARDEST HIT!!



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