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  • My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. to-day. Please execute him.
  • Please excuse Lisa from being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.
  • Please excuse Gloria from Jim to-day. She is administrating.
  • Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
  • John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
  • Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  • Chris will not be in school today because he has an acre in his side.
  • Please excuse Tommy from being absent today. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
  • Irving was absent yesterday because he missed the bust.
  • Please excuse Jennifer from missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it on Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
  • Sally won's be at school a week from Friday. We have to attend to her funeral.
  • My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
  • Please excuse Jason from being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed easily.

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