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"We ought to make the pie higher."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers on it."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"Farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts in a Bush Administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking."

"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."

"Until I'm President, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I'll think I'll be more effective."

"I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever."

"People shouldn't read into venue locations someone's heart."

"States should have the right to enact...laws...particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live."

"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot."

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"

"We have a firm commitment to NATO. We are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."


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