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How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
There is nothing to change
How many presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
Fewer and fewer all the time
How many believable, competent, "just-right-for-the-job" presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a lot of light bulbs!
How many strong people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change. |