Water or Coke?


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WATER (breakthechain.org questions these claims)

  1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. This likely applies to half world population.
  2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
  3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
  4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pains for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
  5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
  6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
  7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
  8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, decreases the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and decreases the risk of bladder cancer by 50%.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

COKE (breakthechain.org refutes all these claims)

  1. In many US states, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
  2. If you put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke, it will be gone in two days.
  3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl and let it sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
  4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coke.
  5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
  6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
  7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coke into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil. Mix drippings with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
  8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coke will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

For Your Info:

  1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
  2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup, a commercial truck must use the hazardous material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
  3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years! Now, the question is, would you like a glass of water or Coke?

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