| MSN Sickos
| Make sure you're not looking in the mirror when you start name-calling.
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| Dry Ramen Noodles
| Are Ramen Noodles sanitary if you don't boil them?
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| Weird Food
| Some people like food that others don't even recognize. Who knows what it could be?
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| iPod Taste
| Company names can be deceptive.
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| Dog Cook
| One-upmanship in insults of yourself.
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| Cute Guts
| Most people probably don't think of the phrase "hates my guts" literally.
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| Comment Xanga
| Sometimes, we'll do things for our friends that don't seem to make sense to us.
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| Marrying a Fork
| Never marry a fork.
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| Peaceful Pillowcase
| Sometimes, you feel like exaggerating in response to a smart-alec remark.
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| McDonalds Girlfriend
| Unusual name for a girl.
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| Butt Wreath
| New playground insults can result from typos.
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| Cuddles and Net Safety
| Complaints about being cold and jokes of someone lying about their age don't mix.
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| Deadly Hangnails
| Sometimes, priorities can be a little jumbled.
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| The Cute One
| Which one is the cute one? Some people can tell. Some can't.
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| Talk to the Hand
| When someone told you to "talk to the hand" did you ever think of actually trying it?
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| Cough Syrup
| Be careful not to cheer for bad-tasting cough syrup.
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| Skateboard Dork
| MSN Instant Messenger used to have some cheesy images available for display pictures by default.
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| Crap 7
| At 3 AM, typos can be a source of entertainment.
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| Marrying a Dork
| Ask a person a question they didn't want to answer and you'll get an answer you didn't want to hear.
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| Inner Cuteness
| Ever get a compliment you really didn't expect?
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| Fool's Kiss
| Be careful what you ask for because you might get it. You might even get it with lipstick.
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| Skateboard Dork 2
| Be careful not to insult your friends by letting them define something you're talking about.
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| No Laughing Matter
| An "important" phone call is expected. Make sure you're ready.
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| Imaginary Friend
| What was your imaginary friend like? Was he/she good at anything?
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| Lie For Me
| Would you lie for your friend?
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| Diapers
| I understand laziness, but this is taking it too far.
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| Barbie Girl
| Edited pictures can be fun.
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| Bless You
| Sometimes, you just don't know what to say.
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| Burger King Website
| Websites can sometimes be pushy about installing flash.
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| Cute Girl Hurl
| Some girls can't take a compliment.
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| Living to 113
| Online quizzes predicting time and circumstance of death can be pretty ridiculous.
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| Marrying First Crush
| Online quizzes predicting who you'll marry can be difficult to understand.
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| Take Aspirin
| Why complain about a headache if you're not willing to do anything to get rid of it?
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