Taco Bell serves for food, for amusement, and for movement. Its chief use for food is for eating; for amusement is with friends; and for movement is to actually give you a reason to get up from the chair. To spend too much time at Taco Bell will make you fat; to use it too much for amusement will make it cease to be amusing; to let it be the only reason you get out of the chair will make for a very unproductive life. Crafty men like Taco Bell; simple men like Taco Bell; and wise men like Taco Bell; for its use is quite obvious and requires not much of any wisdom.        Some Taco Bell food is to be tasted, soft drinks are to be swallowed and most Taco Bell food is to be chewed up and disgested; that is some Taco Bell food is only eaten in parts and left under the seat of the car; and some is to be eaten quickly like when you're in a big hurry. Tasting Taco Bell food maketh a happy man; eating it making a full man; and buying it for five people twice every weekend maketh a poor man.

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