Christmas Catastrophe
I fell under the tree,
And the tree fell on me.
Pine needles hurt.
I just bought a dozen.
Bought me some egg nog
And fruitcake through mail.
Told a man "Merry Christmas"
And went straight to jail.
Caroled in prison,
They gave me the chair.
Took me to a room,
I said "sit down where?"
I think for Christmas
I'm getting a bike.
This is the end.
Applaud if you like.
8th Grade
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