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Elm: Wait! Me: What is it, Elm? Elm: I quit! Me: Elm, you can't quit. I haven't even started the story yet. Elm: I don't care. It's a dumb story. Me: Elm, that doesn't matter because if you quit, you don't get paid. (whisper to reader) Not like I really pay him... Elm: I'll live on social security. Me: Oh shut up, Elm, this is your first job. Elm: How do you know? Me: Because, I made you up, dork! Elm: Oh yeah...I forgot. Well, I'll live on my wife's social security. Me: You don't have a wife. Chickens don't get married! Elm: What makes you so sure I'm a chicken? Me: Because that's what you are. Elm: Rooster. Me: Oh...sorry...same difference. Elm: Well, I'm quitting. Me: No, you're not. Elm: Why? Me: Because I made you up, and I control you. Elm: So? I'll quit anyway. Me: Wait, come back! That's it. There! I'm shipping you to the President.
When Elm gets to the President he drives him crazy, or was it the other way around? Well..they
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