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  1. If a large solid-hoofed mammal becomes available to you without compensation, refrain from casting your faculty for seeing into the oral cavity of such a creature.

  2. Each vaporous mass suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metallic hue.

  3. Feathered bipeds of a kindred mind in their segregated environment associate with a high degree of amiability. Or members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

  4. Deviation from the ordinary or common routine of existence is that which gives zest to man's cycle of existence.

  5. He who locks himself into the arms of Morpheus promptly at eventide and starts the day before it is officially announced by the rising sun excels in physical fitness, increases his economic assets, and celebrates with remarkable efficiency.

  6. Do not traverse a structure erected to afford passage over a waterway until the time of drawing nigh unto it.

  7. Splintered wood and mineral chunks can rupture my skeletal system, but nomenclatures do not injure me.

  8. There�s no value to be derived from demanding attention by loud screeches over fallen white liquid derived from the lactic glands of a female bovine.

  9. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiates the potable concoction produced by steeping comestibles.

  10. A canine which gives vent to his sentiments by a series of vocal efforts rarely finds use of his bicuspids.

  11. A vessel under optical supervision never reaches the temperature of 212 degrees.

  12. A red fruit of the Maius family absorbed into the digestive system every 1,440 minutes or 86,400 seconds keeps a physician from your presence.

  13. The herbage is customarily more verduous on the diametrical selvage of the property barrier.

  14. Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent affection and armed conflict between nations.

  15. Never situate the conveyance and its accouterments forward of the perambulating, ambulatory equine.

  16. A consolidated mass which forms the earth's crust and which progresses by turning over upon its surface without slipping does not successfully gather together a cryptogamous plant.

  17. The placement of the termination as precedent of the commencement should never be assessed.

  18. A maximum amount of purposeful activity and a minimum amount of disport and dalliance cause Jack to become a dim-witted, stagnant dunce of the male species.

  19. A single unit of a seam properly distributed at the correct measure of duration will maintain a square root of 81.

  20. Taciturnity is aurous.

  21. Scintillate scintillate asteroid minific,
    Fain would I fathom thy nature specific.
    Suspended elevated in the ether capacious,
    So like a precious gem carbonaceous.

  22. Refrain from enumerating your poultry precursory to their incubation and emergence from their embryonic habitat.

  23. Lack of what is required is the matriarch of inspiration.

  24. Exercise your visual facilities prior to executing a jump.

  25. An amorous attraction to a financial medium of exchange is the source of everything sinful.

  26. A body of persons abiding in a domicile of silica combined with metallic oxides should not carelessly project small geological specimens.

  27. Pulchritude pertains solely to the epidermis. Or pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

  28. Perambulate in moccasins and shoulder a gargantuan wooden rail.

  29. Immature homosapiens should be endowed with visibility but not oral facilities.

  30. A feathered biped in the terminal part of the arm equals in value a pair of feathered bipeds in densely branched shrubbery.

  31. If primary failure is imminent, new attempts should be made repetitiously.

  32. A ferrous alloy rope fashioned of interlocking loops is only as hearty as its least potent section.

  33. That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.

  34. High-quality learning environments are a necessary precondition for facilitation and enhancement of the ongoing learning process.

  35. If there are any points on which you require explanation or further particulars, we shall be glad to furnish such additional details as may be required by telephone.



Answers
  1. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

  2. Every cloud has a silver lining.

  3. Birds of a feather flock together.

  4. Variety is the spice of life.

  5. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

  6. Don't cross your bridges before you come to them.

  7. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

  8. Don't cry over spilled milk.

  9. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

  10. A barking dog seldom bites.

  11. A watched pot never boils.

  12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

  13. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

  14. All's fair in love and war.

  15. Don't put the cart before the horse.

  16. A rolling stone gathers no moss.

  17. The ends don't justify the means.

  18. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

  19. A stitch in time saves nine.

  20. Silence is golden.

  21. Twinkle twinkle little star,
    How I wonder what you are.
    Up above the world so high
    Like a diamond in the sky.

  22. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

  23. Necessity is the mother of invention.

  24. Look before you leap.

  25. Love of money is the root of all evil.

  26. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

  27. Beauty is only skin deep.

  28. Walk softly and carry a big stick.

  29. Children should be seen and not heard.

  30. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

  31. If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

  32. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

  33. Easy come, easy go.

  34. Children need good schools if they are to learn properly.

  35. If you have any questions, please ring.

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