Christmas Catastrophe


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I wrote this poem at P.E.P. in the 8th grade. It was rejected by the P.E.P. teacher for inclusion in the Christmas edition of the school newspaper though. She asked me to write another poem.

I fell under the tree,
And the tree fell on me.
Pine needles hurt.
I just bought a dozen.

Bought me some egg nog
And fruitcake through mail.
Told a man "Merry Christmas"
And went straight to jail.

Caroled in prison,
They gave me the chair.
Took me to a room,
I said "sit down where?"

I think for Christmas
I'm getting a bike.
This is the end.
Applaud if you like.

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