The Crazy Cook


Site News
Christian Links
Sponsor a Child
My Christian Writings
Opinion Articles
Poems
Fictional Stories
Dreams
Funny Email Forwards
Insightful/Touching Stories
The Last Days of Socrates
The Powerpuff Girls
Comics
Leona's Brain Candy
Miscellaneous Stuff
Visit My Messageboard
Other Fun Links
My Email: dnwppg@yahoo.com

This was written in 12th grade English class. We were to write a poem in sonnet form. In case you don't catch this, I'll bring to your attention that the cook asks for a hand because his arm is broken, and yet he's still trying to fix food for you because he is crazy.

Round and round,
One eye open,
On the ground,
Arm is broken.

Go to the store.
Buy some bread.
Would you like the tour
Or some fish instead?

I'll fry an egg
In a pan
And a chicken leg.
Could ya gimme a hand?

It seems we're out of those fish sticks.
I hope you'll like the food I fix.

More Poems
Go To School Senses All There Is Christmas Catastrophe Snow Tuesday Worn
Prisoner I Promise Always Alone A Confession Glad to be Sad 4:45 pm Wilted Roses
One Way Out Ultimatum Seclusion Patience The Christmas Song The Crazy Cook An Ode to Silence
Scooby Doo's Epitaph My Best Try Last Prayer Bias To Parents Inspiration Squirrel