Divorced Barbie


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One day, a father gets out of work, and on his way home, he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

and Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson answers:

"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's car,

Ken's house,

Ken's boat,

Ken's furniture,

Ken's computer, and

One of Ken's Friends."


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