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A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife:

"I have decided to plant some wheat in the back forty. When is the best time to plant it and who should I get to plow it?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:

"Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back field! Don’t let anyone plow it! That is where I hid all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

"You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels during the night, and dug up the whole back field."

The prisoner wrote another letter:

"Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the wheat!"


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